Movie Reviews Category

Orphan

November 7 , 2009 | | In: Movie Reviews

The Coleman’s, John and Kate (plus two), are on the road to recovery having suffered through a couple of tragic events.  As told in the opening sequence, their third child was stillborn; it is later revealed that Kate is in therapy, had has a history of alcohol abuse.  It hasn’t been that long since their [...]

Drag Me To Hell

October 16 , 2009 | | In: Movie Reviews

Christine is a loan officer in a bank.  She has a boyfriend named Clayton.  She tries to always to do the right thing, think on the positive side of life, but Christine is having a tough go at things.  Life seems to be one pile driver after another.
First off, she is in line for a promotion as assistant [...]

Trick ‘r Treat

October 8 , 2009 | | In: Movie Reviews

Honestly, this is a Halloween fanatic’s wet dream.  Trick ‘r Treat, which Warner Bros. has let languish, needlessly, on the shelf since ‘07, is a near perfect treat for this All Hallow’s Eve season.  It continues the streak of studios releasing less than average pictures to wide theatrical releases while sending some quality films (The [...]

The Hills Run Red

October 6 , 2009 | | In: Movie Reviews

If you pop The Hills Run Red into your DVD player, you will see that this movie has a certain infectious, morbid, glee.  It feels nearly as giddy as a school girl on prom night.  It knows it is traveling well trod territory, but makes such a mad dash through it you don’t really mind that you [...]

Clive Barker’s Book of Blood

October 2 , 2009 | | In: Movie Reviews

Mary Florescu, a paranormal researcher/investigator, is a visiting professor.  She is in the city to conduct an investigation into a house that has had some gruesome activity, the most recent of which was a teenage girl being horribly killed.  “Horribly” as in her parents found her with her face ripped off.
Helping Mary, other than her [...]

Grace

October 1 , 2009 | | In: Movie Reviews

Is Grace weird?  Yeah.  Is Grace unsettling?  Yeah, in places, but it may be more so from the male perspective.  If you’re tired of some of the dumb horror offerings of late, then you need to see this movie.  Graceis the kind of movie you just have to watch, and it will mean different things to different [...]

The Unborn

September 30 , 2009 | | In: Movie Reviews

While babysitting the neighbor’s kids, Casey finds the young son holding a mirror to the infant’s face.  Casey tells the little boy to stop; he tells her “Jumby wants to be born now,” and then hits Casey with the mirror.  The next day, on her jog, Casey discovers an ambulance at the neighbor’s house.  The baby [...]

Halloween II

August 29 , 2009 | | In: Movie Reviews

One year after Laurie Strode survived her Halloween night of hell fighting deranged killer Michael Myers, she is still haunted by the experience and by disturbing dreams that make her think she is going slowly insane.  Michael killed her parents and most of her friends.  The medicine doesn’t keep the nightmares at bay, neither does talking to [...]

G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra

August 29 , 2009 | | In: Movie Reviews

James McCullen’s weapons company MARS sells four nano-technology based warheads to NATO.  While being delivered by the United States Army, the squad are attacked, and if not for the G.I. Joe team, the warheads would have been lost.  The two surviving Army men, Duke and Ripcord, are escorted to the Joe base in Egypt.  The [...]

Second Looks

August 23 , 2009 | | In: Buried Treasures & Guilty Pleasures, Movie Reviews

I’ve been secluded away on a somewhat sabbatical.  In truth, I’ve been kind of busy and haven’t had time to do much in the last week, and when I have had some free time, I’ve just been goofing.  But I’m trying to do better.
Over the last week or so, I’ve had a second (sometimes third or [...]

Mid-Year Review

July 29 , 2009 | | In: Book Reviews, Movie Reviews

Wow, it’s July 29th already!  It’s almost friggin’ August!  Christmas will be here before we know it.  Do you ever get cravings for eggnog?  That boiled custard stuff is the bee’s knees.
I intended to do a middle of the year wrap up last month, since June is technically the half way point, but if you’ve [...]

Skeleton Crew

July 28 , 2009 | | In: Movie Reviews

The other day I was talking to someone about This Is Spinal Tap.  As I was watching Skeleton Crew I was reminded of the Spinal Tap observation that there is a fine line between clever and stupid.  Skeleton Crew almost achieves cleverness.
A film crew is making a movie, SILENT CREEK, about the Auteur, a mad doctor [...]

Dead Wood

July 28 , 2009 | | In: Movie Reviews

Stop me if you’ve heard this one before:  Two couples go into the woods for a relaxing weekend of camping and then begin disappearing one at a time.  I wish I could say Dead Wood had something more to offer on a familiar theme, but, other than an intriguing way of body disposal, it’s the [...]

The Haunting In Connecticut

July 18 , 2009 | | In: Movie Reviews

The tagline for The Haunting In Connecticut is, “Some things cannot be explained.”  The main problem with this movie is it tries to explain.
Sara Campbell drives her cancer stricken son, Matt, eight hours from home every day to the hospital for trial treatments.  The treatments are bad enough, and the drive only adds to the pain.  Sara [...]

Knowing

July 8 , 2009 | | In: Movie Reviews

Inconsistent.  Disjointed.  Intriguing.  Overlong.  That’s the best way I can describe the Alex Proyas directed/Nicolas Cage headliner Knowing.  It has it’s flaws, that it almost completely overcomes, and is full of mysterious charm.
In 1959, an elementary school buries a time capsule to be opened fifty years in the future.  The children draw pictures of what they [...]

Untitled Document